Red Rum

There was a bee

It was just hovering about when she seemed to turn around and look at me.  After a deer-in-the-headlights moment she zipped away like she saw a large naked man on PCP.

I thought it was hilarious.  Also, laughing at bees: worrisome or totally appropriate?

P.S. Bees used to flock TO me.  WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SWEET, SWEET SUGARY SKIN

...

Maybe

I am a D cup

Too much?

So, I have this picture of Kelly Hu as Lady Deathstrike hanging out in my photobucket, and I've always noticed that it had a higher-than-normal amount of hits.  I just figured it had something to do with Kelly Hu as an X-Men character, so I just shrugged it off.  Well, today I finally noticed in the stats section that most of the visits were coming from theforce.net.

Theforce.net????  Man, I haven't visited that site since ROTS.  In fact, I thought that it had died.  Anyway, I figured it was being hotlinked -- it really wasn't so bad, as it didn't make much of a dent in my (free) bandwidth, because otherwise I would've noticed sooner.  It's just the principle of the matter!  Also, I have always been weirdly jealous of other people doing anti-hotlinking stuff and I wanted a turn, dagnabit.

So I just replaced the original with an extremely hardcore pornographic photo.

 

 

 

P.S. When sixzeroes was still around someone hotlinked a mashimaro pic.  I changed the filename, but the person continued to link to it.  Man, I so wish back then that I could have replaced it with an extremely hardcore pornographic photo.

Sing out loud

No, wait, I lied -- this is my favorite beat

Also, I think it changed the algorithm after I posted that tweet!  Ha!  Let's see what will happen now...

You know who I love again?

EDWARD NORTON.  I never stopped, but after watching his recent COB interview, and then basically every interview he's done these past few weeks to promote his new documentary and his running in the NYC marathon for his organization, I am loving him, HARDCORE, like after the first time I watched Fight Club.  Sure the dude is kinda pretentious and fairly pedantic at times, but he's adorkable and HIS VOICE!  IT IS LIKE HONEY AND BUTTER WITH MAPLE SYRUP AND HEAVY CREAM DRIPPING DOWN MY SMOOTH HOT THROAT.

This blows

I hate Google's new search box with its super huge text... maybe I'm a freak, but I like my text small.  And there's no option to switch it back.  And why the hell do I have tags here that I didn't add?  Stupid fuckery.

A book called by any other name would smell as sweet?

I would soooooooo buy these books for the covers alone! ::sigh::

In the neon claws of the gambling monster Gamblor

Do you gamble? If so, what's the largest sum of money you've ever won?

It was about $285.  I don't gamble much.  I'm not a big risk taker, except when I don't use prophylactics.

Drool

8.4.09 Lee Min Ho & Jessica Gomez - Cass Beer CF - Official MV - 2X Extremely cool - 카스2X M/V

OMG I have been thinking and wanting to say this forever since January, but I swear, this man is sex on legs.  Best live-action Doumyouji EVER. 

Hamburgers vs. Cheeseburgers: FIGHT!

Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?  

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesebuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrgerrrrrrrrrrrrs.

I had a cheeseburger at IHOP.  It was weird.  Almost sacriligious.  BUT YOU HAVE PANCAKES AT IHOP!!!

I asked for mayo, but I think it was Miracle Whip.  I totally forgot about Miracle Whip!  When someone was telling me their friend liked to eat bread with Miracle Whip (gross), I kept thinking, "Huh?  Fake cream on bread? [Cool Whip] That's kinda gross."  Then I looked it up on the Internet and Miracle Whip is fake mayo.  Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah no that's even more gross.  I totally forgot about Miracle Whip, they haven't had commercials for that in a long time.  Anyway, I think they gave me Miracle Whip for my fry dipping, because it looked like cream, instead of mayonnaise.  Not surprised, times are tough.  Miracle Whip was popular during the Depression!

Kraft, you got fake food products down!  What's next?  Choco Whip?